Chapter 1, Back to the Late Ming Dynasty

Oh dear, I am truly sorry, I just recalled something rather amusing.

Ah ... ... No ! ''

You are mistaken, human. There are no wires in your room that could leak electricity. In fact, all the power in your room is currently being borrowed by us

If needed, contact the police

Mingming heard someone speaking, but when he jumped up, not a single shadow was in sight

Bored and listless, he gazed out the window as the sky began to brighten. Not having to go to work, he decided to go back to bed after finishing his breakfast

Zhang Wei, with his eyes shining brightly, was filled with many strange and peculiar thoughts

Sweat ... Is this the alien spaceship ?

What happened

This chapter was purely a joke at the time, and everyone can skip it. In any case, the process is not important; what matters is simply going back. Is there any essential difference between being sent back by aliens and being flushed back by a toilet? Why bother getting caught up in trivialities?

No, please do not misunderstand. Although we are a colonial fleet, Earth is completely unsuitable for our survival, so please rest assured

Since graduating from university, Zhang Wei has been idling at home. Due to his relatively comfortable family background and his young age, he only occasionally helps out with family matters, spending most of his time playing. However, the side effect of his love for strategy games is that his historical knowledge has advanced by leaps and bounds. He is not only well-versed in the history of the Three Kingdoms but has also read "A Comprehensive History of China" several times. As for unofficial historical notes, he has also read quite a few haphazardly. Therefore, while he may appear childish and playful, he actually possesses a fair amount of knowledge.

You bandits! You will drive me to bankruptcy and suicide... I will report this to the police!

Ah, you have misunderstood. In fact, the total amount of electricity we require is only about several thousand degrees according to your human measurement standards. Although it is still a considerable sum for you, it should not lead to your bankruptcy. Moreover, we will do our utmost to present gifts in return for your assistance.

Ah, I see. So what are you all doing at my house? You should be contacting the government about this matter. Just turn right when you go out and walk about 500 meters, and you will reach the neighborhood office.

At the maximum speed achievable by humans, Zhang Wei rushed to the socket, attempting to pull down the spaceship that was charging. Unfortunately, despite appearing as small as a broad bean, the spaceship did not budge even a fraction, no matter how much strength Zhang Wei exerted.

Well, sixty years, then can you guarantee to bring me back

After carefully observing the surrounding environment, Zhang Wei discovered that his room was filled with these bean-like objects. These small items were everywhere: on the bed, on the floor, on the desk, on the bookshelf, and on the computer monitor

What are rare metals? No, no, we don't need them. We only need a little electricity

Ah? How can this be resolved? Are there any rare metals hidden in my home? How would I know?

No problem, we can have you back at the same time now

Please be prepared

sweat

Well, never mind, I'll continue sleeping

Ah? A gift...

I hope everything goes well for him

You will make me go to prison

The room suddenly fell silent ... ... it was as if one could hear a human man laughing maniacally in some time and space ... ...

Zhang Wei watched as the red indicator light on the computer case flickered and finally stopped blinking. He let out a dazed sigh, sighing, "Ah, I have cleared the level again, how boring.

His passion for strategy games began with "Romance of the Three Kingdoms 3" from Koei, and he has continued playing up to the current "Romance of the Three Kingdoms 10." From initial confusion to now being extremely familiar with the game's progression, what used to take him several days to complete can now be accomplished with remarkable proficiency. From the moment he purchased this pirated disc to finishing the game, he only took seventeen hours.

Zhang Wei lowered his head and saw a dense cluster of objects the size of broad beans at his feet

Yes. We are indeed the interstellar colonization fleet from the Great Deception Star. I am Commander Great Deception

It seemed as if he could hear those aliens chattering for quite a while, and finally, the voice that had been speaking to Zhang Wei responded: "Traveling through time and space is indeed possible, but you must consider carefully, as time travel is fraught with dangers, and we cannot guarantee your safety completely"

A little bit? The amount of electricity your entire fleet requires might not even be sufficient compared to the total power generation of all of China in a day

Earth? Ah, yes, I truly live on Earth...

The irresponsible aliens were unaware that in another space-time, a young human was cursing these aliens who had put him in a predicament, using every language he knew

Upon returning to his doorstep, Zhang Wei discovered that there were lights on inside the house

As soon as the strange voice fell, Zhang Wei felt a tingling sensation in his back, as if a current had surged through him. Startled by the shock, he sprang up quickly, performing a flip like a carp.

Since childhood, he has been unabashedly referred to as a "pervert" by everyone. Holding a meat bun in his hand, he began to laugh lewdly

Excited, Zhang Wei shouted: "I don't want your gifts. Can you send me back to the Three Kingdoms period in China? Equip me well, and let me conquer the world!"

An elderly gentleman sitting nearby, who had risen early for exercise, could no longer bear it and shook his white beard while shouting at Zhang Wei

Hello, young man, what dream are you having?

He, with his thick skin, has already forgotten the recent encounter and fell straight down again

No problem, as long as I can return to the Three Kingdoms, I am willing to take on any danger!

What? Tapping into the electrical circuit? That is illegal!

Open the door, turn off the light, walk into my room with vacant eyes, lazily fall onto the bed, and prepare to sleep

In a state of utter helplessness, Zhang Wei suddenly thought of this phrase... He then took out his phone from his pocket and began to dial 110

Once again, a jolt of electricity struck him, causing his hand to go numb, and his newly purchased phone fell straight to the ground, shattering into several pieces with a loud crash

A current that was larger and more painful than before struck his back again

Gagagaga ... ...

Zhang Wei's pitiful meat bun was squished into a ball

Stumbling out of the door and arriving at the small restaurant downstairs, with bloodshot eyes drinking soy milk, Zhang Wei recalled the fantasy novels about the Three Kingdoms he had read at the starting point. He felt frustrated, wondering why there wasn't a toilet to flush him back to the Three Kingdoms! ... To truly become a warlord of the Three Kingdoms, to recruit Liu, Guan, and Zhang, and then to embrace them on both sides, ah, thinking about how in ancient times one could have three wives and four concubines ...! ... This is much more thrilling than playing games! To truly become a warlord of the Three Kingdoms, to recruit Liu, Guan, and Zhang, and then to embrace them on both sides, ah, thinking about how in ancient times one could have three wives and four concubines ...! ... This is much more thrilling than playing games!

As he contemplated the immense power required for an alien spacecraft, Zhang Wei imagined the entire city's power supply system directing electricity to his home. The thought of the astronomical electricity bill made him feel on the verge of collapse.

Electricity

You just forgot that our power system has not yet returned to normal

Ah ... ...

Zhang Wei, who has always taken pride in being human, watched the spaceships in front of him with vigilance, contemplating whether to set his own place on fire first.

Zhang Wei, who felt like crying but had no tears, sat slumped on the ground, his heart filled with despair

A blue light enveloped Zhang Wei, a faint sensation of electric shock coursing through his body. Suddenly, the current intensified, and Zhang Wei felt a wave of soreness throughout his body, losing consciousness in an instant

Having grown accustomed to the large alien spaceships depicted in science fiction films, Zhang Wei could hardly believe his eyes

Ah... how delightful!

Alas, I originally wanted to enjoy playing the game for a whole week, but... how is it that the game developers are becoming increasingly incompetent

Are you coming to colonize Earth

Ah, it is like this. Our spacecraft originally had a self-circulation system, which would not have forced us to make an emergency landing due to a lack of power. However, while passing through the galaxy, we encountered an enormous black hole that damaged our power system. If we do not replenish it, our power system will completely cease to function.

Thinking of ghosts, Zhang Wei couldn't help but feel a shiver run down his back. However, when he looked up at the window, a bright red sun was already hanging outside. Zhang Wei grinned foolishly, realizing that in broad daylight, where could there be any ghosts

Oh no! Could it be that there is an electrical leak somewhere

Please lower your head

Then why did you land at my house

Zhang Wei, feeling embarrassed, scratched his head and picked up the unfinished meat bun, walking away.

Staring blankly at the spaceship charging at the computer socket... Wait a minute, a computer?!

So, are you saying that the human just now was not sent to the intended destination

Well, we can take you back now. May I ask how long you plan to stay at that time

No, no, no, there is no need for that; our power issue can be resolved at your home

Oh, I forgot to turn off the lights again? Sigh, the electricity bill is always exceeding the limit, and I'm going to get scolded by my dad again

Sir, we cannot comprehend your recent actions. It was merely a small amount of electricity, why such a reaction

After a long while, a voice suddenly said: "Captain, it's bad!"

The first word that popped into Zhang Wei's mind was "beauty." However, he quickly dismissed such thoughts. To have a super weapon? Isn't beauty just a beckon away? ... No, what he really wanted were all the lottery numbers for the next few decades. With money, he could buy anything he desired

Ah? We are sorry, we do not know the laws of Earth

Zhang Wei, looking around in confusion, finally noticed a small spaceship resting on his computer socket. In the blink of an eye, the small spaceship buzzed and flew away, only to be replaced by another one that landed.

Suddenly awakening with a start, he let out a cry: "Earth!!! Are you aliens? Where are you?"

Hey, don't damage our spaceship

Ah ... ...

What kind of person?

Yes, based on calculations, he was approximately sent to the year 1624 in human history, and the location is indeed correct; it is still China. Moreover, our current power system is completely incapable of bringing him back, which means that if he encounters any accidents now, he can only find a way to resolve them on his own